Things I Overheard While Talking to Myself #3 (loud cars, crazy birds, and oh my God put the milk away already!)

I'm gonna slash his tires one day.  I am so not kidding, maybe. I think, because I was a cop, I am especially sensitive to people being stupid with their cars. Parking in handicap spaces when you aren't supposed to, intentionally making your car louder than it should be, and simply not knowing how to... Continue Reading →

“Strangely enough, I’m a bit of a writer myself.”

The title above is one of my favorite lines in the movie Shakespeare in Love.  It's a scene where Shakespeare is chasing after Gwyneth Paltrow, (I don't remember her name in the movie) so he jumps in a small boat and the guy rowing the boat recognizes him as the great playwright. So out of... Continue Reading →

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